The twisted minds of two of the six writers of “Scary Movie” tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in “Epic Movie.” The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican “libre” wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a “normal” resident of a mutant “X”-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a “G”). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.
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Director: Jason Friedberg
Actors: Kal Penn; Adam Campbell; Jennifer Coolidge; Jayma Mays; Faune A. Chambers; Crispin Glover; Tony Cox; Héctor Jiménez; Darrell Hammond; Carmen Electra; Fred Willard; David Carradine; David Lehre; Kevin McDonald; George Alvarez;
IMDB Rating: 2.10 out of 10 (11517 votes)
Cheery Alex Fletcher lives comfortably in Manhattan off the residuals from his 80’s pop success and reprising his hits at school reunions, theme parks, and state fairs. But those gigs are declining, so he jumps at the chance to write a song and record it with reigning teen idol Cora Corman. Trouble is, he’s good at melodies but needs a lyricist and has less than a week to finish. Enter Sophie Fisher, subbing for a friend who waters Alex’s plants; she’s a pretty good poet, quick witted, and could do it, if she’d agree. But there’s some sort of shadow over her head that Alex may not be able to charm his way past. And what if they do get a song written, what then?
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Director: Marc Lawrence
Actors: Hugh Grant; Drew Barrymore; Brad Garrett; Kristen Johnston; Campbell Scott; Scott Porter; Nick Bacon; Andrew Wyatt; Dan McMillan; Tom Foligno; Zak Orth; Brooke Tansley; Daniel Stewart Sherman; Aasif Mandvi; Haley Bennett;
IMDB Rating: 6.50 out of 10 (7965 votes)
Norbit (Murphy) is a normal person, who after being adopted by Mr. Wong (Murphy), ends up being married to the very large, Rasputia (Murphy). Norbit’s childhood love, Kate Thomas (Newton) arrives back in town to buy the orphanage. Norbit sees this as his chance to get back together with Kate, until he discovers that she is in fact engaged to Deion Hughes (Gooding, Jr.). Norbit isn’t going to lay this to rest, whilst he tries to survive life with Rasputia, and it looks like Deion also has something he would like to keep secret.
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Director: Brian Robbins
Actors: Eddie Murphy; Thandie Newton; Terry Crews; Clifton Powell; Mighty Rasta; Cuba Gooding Jr.; Eddie Griffin; Katt Williams; Floyd Levine; Anthony Russell; Pat Crawford Brown; Jeanette Miller; Michael Colyar; Marlon Wayans; Alexis Rhee;
IMDB Rating: 3.00 out of 10 (5609 votes)
A rag-tag team of Reno cops are called in to save the day after a terrorist attack disrupts a national police convention in Miami Beach during spring break. Based on the Comedy Central series.
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Director: Ben Garant
Actors: Carlos Alazraqui; Mary Birdsong; Ben Garant; Kerri Kenney; Thomas Lennon; Wendi McLendon-Covey; Niecy Nash; Cedric Yarbrough; Lennie Loftin; Danny DeVito; Alejandra Gutierrez; Marisa Petroro; Michael H. Clark; Brandon Molale; Kathryn Fiore;
IMDB Rating: 6.40 out of 10 (4236 votes)
Mr. Bean enters a church raffle and wins a vacation trip to France as well as a camcorder. After boarding a Eurostar train and arriving in Paris, the French language proves a barrier for Bean, as he struggles to get across the city to catch a train to the south of France from the Gare de Lyon. Taking time to order a meal, he finds the consumption of a seafood platter to be a challenge. Just before catching his train, he asks Emil, a Russian film director on his way to be a judge at the Cannes Film festival to use his camcorder to record his boarding, but accidentally causes Emil being left behind at the station. Bean attempts to cheer up the director’s son Stepan as the train continues south but matters are made more hectic by the fact that Emil has reported his son to have been kidnapped and Bean losing his wallet and essential travel documents at a pay phone where he and Stepan attempt to contact Emil. Heading in the direction of Cannes, Bean finds himself in the cast and disrupting the flow of a commercial being shot by the egotistical director Carson Clay. He and Stepan finally hitch a ride with the young and vivacious actress Sabine who is heading to Cannes to attend the premiere of Clay’s film, in which she appears. After Bean sneaks into the showing, his camcorder images are destined to enliven the proceedings.
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Director: Steve Bendelack
Actors: Rowan Atkinson; Max Baldry; Steve Campos; Willem Dafoe; Stéphane Debac; Clint Dyer; Gilles Gaston-Dreyfus; Jean Rochefort; Karel Roden; Pierre-Benoist Varoclier; Emma de Caunes; Catherine Hosmalin;
IMDB Rating: 5.90 out of 10 (4372 votes)
Four middle-aged men decide to take a road trip from Cincinnati to the Pacific in order to get away from their lives which are leading them nowhere. Taking their motorcycles, these “Wild Hogs” tear up the road and eventually stop in New Mexico for a drink not knowing that the bar belongs to the “Del Fuegos”, a mean biker gang. When the Del Fuegos steal a bike that belongs to the Wild Hogs, the four men form a plan to steal their bike back.
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Director: Walt Becker
Actors: Tim Allen; John Travolta; Martin Lawrence; William H. Macy; Ray Liotta; Marisa Tomei; Kevin Durand; M.C. Gainey; Jill Hennessy; Dominic Janes; Tichina Arnold; Stephen Tobolowsky; Jason Sklar; Randy Sklar; Drew Sidora;
IMDB Rating: 6.10 out of 10 (7915 votes)
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